My mom wrote me an email recently saying that she missed reading my blog. Things have been sparse here lately, so I think I'll crib one of those TMI memes from a friend of mine.

In five words, explain what ended your last friendship?

Not on last one yet.

How was your prom night?

It was good. I went with a girl I haven't heard from since graduation. It was a “friends solve mutual problem” situation.

Do you have any famous relatives?

Not really. Had one fall off the Mayflower, but that's more of an ancestor than a relative.

Have you taken out loans to pay for college?

Yes.

What did you receive last in the mail?

A bill of some kind.

What beverages have you drank today?

Water. And a swallow of milk this morning.

Do you leave nasty messages on people's answering machines?

Never.

What's the most painful surgical procedure you've had done?

I can't remember ever having actual surgery. The stitches in my lip kinda hurt, but my memory of it is weak. When I was a baby, I had Pyloric Stenosis, but I don't remember the surgery to correct that at all.

What is out your back door?

A deck and an awning.

Also some kids.

Do you usually go out on the weekends?

Most Saturday nights will find me playing D&D with friends.

Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?

No. I kind of hate it, actually. Fortunately, when you're hanging out at the beach, who cares what your hair is doing?

Have you ever visited a planetarium or do you even know what one is?

How do you not know what a planetarium is? I went to Hansen Planetarium when I was a kid (when did it become Clark Planetarium? Clark, you do something last time you were up here?)

What is your favorite flavor of pudding?

Tapioca. Seriously.

Describe your keychains:

There are two rings, a lot of keys, and an LED flashlight that looks like a USB drive.

Where do you keep your change?

In Melissa's purse.

When was the last time you got up and spoke in front of a large crowd?

Four months ago in Church.

What kind of winter coat do you have?

A big fluffy one with a lining I can remove.

What was the weather like on your graduation day?

I don't remember. Since it was May in Phoenix, it's safe to assume it was sunny.

Do you sleep with the door to your bedroom open or closed?

Yes.

Is there anything purple within 20 feet of you?

Yes. My daughter's pencil case.

What is the strangest thing you've put in the microwave?

Uh. Cheese on a plate?

Can you speak any Japanese?

No.

Do you look good in the color yellow?

Surprisingly, no.

Do you spit or smoke?

Ew. And no.

What is your favorite color(s)?

Forest green.

Ever played an instrument?

Four years of piano lessons, a year of guitar, and a year of drums (in a band, not the cool kind). All when I was a kid. A better question would be if I've ever played an instrument well. That answer would be no.

Do you believe in Bigfoot, or Sasquatch?

No. I wasn't aware that Bigfoot had founded a faith. I'll ask him about it next time we talk.

Ever been to a palm reader?

Not formally, no.

Did they tell you the truth about your future?

Of course not.

What are you thinking about at this very moment?

People will believe any stupid thing.

Have you ever received a black eye?

No.

What is your biggest current disappointment?

My children. I kid! I kid! My biggest disappointment is more private than I'm going to share in a blog post.

What are some of your favorite drinks?

I like water. And Dr. Pepper. And milk. Not all at once.

Do you have anything that hurts on your body at this time?

Not really. My conscience a little over the children quip.

Have you ever ridden in a taxi?

Yes. Once in Las Vegas. A couple of times in both Italy and Germany.

What is the last alcoholic drink you had?

None. I've never actually drank alcohol. I've had rum candies and there was a nasty vodka-based glaze on some ice-cream I had once, but that doesn't actually constitute drinking.

Did you do anything special last night?

We finished the first season of Angel with my oldest girls. Also, my Dark Templar made it off Tortage.

What is your very favorite food?

Good question. I'm not sure I have a favorite. Domino's thin-crust pizza, maybe.