Let Me Hear Your Body Talk

I'm thinking I can cut back on the life insurance now. Woohoo!

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6. July 2007 11:18 by Jacob | Comments (2) | Permalink

I'm Only Barely a Nerd

I am nerdier than 68% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!

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28. June 2007 10:02 by Jacob | Comments (1) | Permalink

I Has Smarts

So this is why I'm so darn smart. There's still no scientific word on why I'm so charming.

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21. June 2007 17:38 by Jacob | Comments (4) | Permalink

One Serene Character

I can't say that I'm surprised.  I'm pretty sure it was the marriage questions that pushed me over Malcolm.

Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
90%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
80%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
70%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
55%
River (Stowaway)
55%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
45%
Alliance
45%
Inara Serra (Companion)
35%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
5%
Dependable and trustworthy.
You love your significant other and
you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
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14. April 2007 16:07 by Jacob | Comments (0) | Permalink

Another Pointless Quiz

2. March 2007 14:38 by Jacob | Comments (0) | Permalink

Phone Humor

Another dinner-table moment:

Aerin: Mom, phone is for you.
Mom: Who is it?
Aerin: Sean Connery.

<puzzled phone conversation>

Mom: That was Jon Connelly dear. Big difference...

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19. January 2007 07:12 by Jacob | Comments (2) | Permalink

If I Were A Super Villain

I don't know if it's an addiction precisely, but I do tend to actually take the random quizzes sent by friends and family. Just for kicks, I'll start posting the results. Also, I'll maintain a running update (linked at the sidebar).

You are Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor
72%
Dr. Doom
72%
Magneto
66%
Apocalypse
65%
The Joker
58%
Dark Phoenix
58%
Green Goblin
58%
Kingpin
57%
Juggernaut
54%
Catwoman
53%
Poison Ivy
51%
Venom
41%
Mr. Freeze
40%
Riddler
33%
Mystique
26%
Two-Face
26%
A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
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15. January 2007 12:23 by Jacob | Comments (1) | Permalink

Geek Humor

Quick dinner-table moment:

Teleri (talking about having just finished Fantastic Voyage by Isaac Asimov): The white blood cells were kind of scary--like monsters.
Dad (only a little officiously): They police the bloodstream, you know.
Rhys: Yeah, they pull over the red blood cells who are speeding and give them tickets.

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8. January 2007 10:02 by Jacob | Comments (3) | Permalink

Vista Feature

This is, by far, my favorite feature of Windows Vista. At least, so long as I can still play all my games (so far, so good).

 

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28. December 2006 00:35 by Jacob | Comments (0) | Permalink

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